Southparks' Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Explicit Lyrics)

Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn't know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we'll one day be "Dead Dead Dead" (so enjoy each and every Christmas!). In between scattered bits of genuine holiday snippets, there's poop fixations ("Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"), Jewish obsessions ("The Lonely Jew at Christmas" and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"), "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (the Mary and Joseph story told, in part), and the sexual entendres of "What the Hell Child Is This?" Funny stuff? Maybe only if you tune in regularly and know that they frequently kill Kenny. And that's a big maybe. --Martin Keller

1. Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording
2. Merry F**cking Christmas
3. O Holy Night
4. Dead, Dead, Dead
5. Carol of the Bells
6. Lonely Jew on Christmas
7. I Saw Three Ships
8. It Happened in Sun Valley
9. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time in Hell
11. What the Hell Child Is This?
12. Santa Claus Is on His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

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